Frugal Foodies Gifts

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

All You Can Eat $5.75. Remember, now -- first we pig out, then we duck out.

"Do you give estimates?"

Cheap eats

Price of food on the market

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

How to save on your heating bill...

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

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