Budget-friendly Foodies Gifts

'I can't afford dinner and a movie, but I brought a hamburger and a YouTube URL,'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Pizza By The Slice

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Al's Diner. All You Can Eat $4.95. Well, shall we scurry up and down the food chain?

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.