Budget-friendly Foodies Pillows

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Pizza By The Slice

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.