Budget-conscious Foodies Pillows

'With only one parent employed, our family can't afford to be 100% organic.'

'My new diet program works perfectly. It's so expensive that I don't have any money left for food.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Food Prices

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Pizza By The Slice

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'

Paying for Food on Your Phone

'I'm on a budget, what would Antony Worrall Thompson recommend?'

"Because of what's been happening to food prices and our stocks, we will no longer throw away anything that resembles food..."