Price-conscious Foodie Pillows

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Sale.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

Food Prices

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Avocado Prices

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

Pizza By The Slice

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"Overpriced to astronomical, sir."

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

'Doesn't your business have a policy where if you son't deliver the pizza within a half-hour it's free?'

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?