Price-savvy Eater Pillows

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Food Prices

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

Price and serving size: A guide.

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"Nope, still can't afford to buy it."

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

"Because of what's been happening to food prices and our stocks, we will no longer throw away anything that resembles food..."

'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'

Paying for Food on Your Phone