Cost-saving Foodie Pillows

"2023 omelettes...Cereal."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Food prices.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

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'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"I think the new affordability guidelines don't go quite far enough."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Valentine's day skinflint.

Avocado Prices

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."