Budget Foodie Pillows

Pizza By The Slice

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

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"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

We'll pass on the entrees...

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

Valentine's day skinflint.

Venting at Food Mart