Budget Foodie Mugs

Pizza By The Slice

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Food prices.

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

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We'll pass on the entrees...

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'