Foodie With A Budget Mugs

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

Food Prices

We'll pass on the entrees...

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Generic Products

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"I think the new affordability guidelines don't go quite far enough."

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."

Valentine's day skinflint.

Avocado Prices

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'