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'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

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'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

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'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

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"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

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'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"I think the new affordability guidelines don't go quite far enough."

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."