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"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Food Prices

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Pizza By The Slice

Al's Diner. All You Can Eat $4.95. Well, shall we scurry up and down the food chain?

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

'I can't afford dinner and a movie, but I brought a hamburger and a YouTube URL,'

Paying for Food on Your Phone