Budget Eating Pillows

"The 'intern lunch' and a glass of water."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Food Prices

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Curry for Breakfast.

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Pizza By The Slice

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

Paying for Food on Your Phone

'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'

"Because of what's been happening to food prices and our stocks, we will no longer throw away anything that resembles food..."