Dining On A Budget Pillows

"The 'intern lunch' and a glass of water."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Food Prices

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Curry for Breakfast.

Price and serving size: A guide.

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Pizza By The Slice

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.