Budget-friendly Meals Pillows

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Food Prices

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Price and serving size: A guide.

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Curry for Breakfast.

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Pizza By The Slice

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

Paying for Food on Your Phone

'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'

"Because of what's been happening to food prices and our stocks, we will no longer throw away anything that resembles food..."

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

"What's good tonight...under $5?"