Budget-friendly Meals Gifts

Al's Diner. All You Can Eat $4.95. Well, shall we scurry up and down the food chain?

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Food Prices

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Curry for Breakfast.

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Price and serving size: A guide.

Pizza By The Slice

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

Paying for Food on Your Phone

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

'These prices are making me feel sick, Dear!'

"Because of what's been happening to food prices and our stocks, we will no longer throw away anything that resembles food..."

'I can't afford dinner and a movie, but I brought a hamburger and a YouTube URL,'