Foodie On A Budget Pillows

Man walks by a cafe with a sign saying "Lunch buffet - All you can stomach $12.95"

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Today: Chef's Tasty Special.

"Hmm...I'm not sure. What's good tonight?"

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

"Can I get you anything sir...?"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

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