Price-conscious Diner Pillows

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.

"Hmm...I'm not sure. What's good tonight?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

Food Prices

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

Price and serving size: A guide.

'What price range did you have in mind?'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'

Le Cafe - 'No tip insurance, $10'.

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"For what we are about to receive, let it not contain any mad cow disease..."

Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

'The only thing I can honestly recommend, Sir, is get plenty of fresh air and exercise.'

'I'll just have the soup and the nuts. Skip everything in between.'

You're economizing. ONly one letter in the alphabet soup.