Festive Frugality Gifts

'Here! You can have last years.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

Pizza By The Slice

"The new trees were too expensive, but I got a sweet deal on this used one!"

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

Shopping Days

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

The True Meaning of Christmas

'Careful Artie, hidden fees.'

'Hello, Huff & Swoon?...Yeah, buy me 300 shares of Hanukkah.'

Many stores not restocking...

Austerity Christmas Crackers.

'Hello - I'm the ghost of Christmas, low-budget, no-frills recession of doom'

'We've decided to become more thrifty and start a savings account, but we'd like to borrow against our credit cards in order to make the opening deposit.'