Frugal Festive Fan Gifts

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

'Hello - I'm the ghost of Christmas, low-budget, no-frills recession of doom'

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa's wash day.

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Christmas reunions!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.