Frugal Festive Fan Pillows

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

'Hello - I'm the ghost of Christmas, low-budget, no-frills recession of doom'

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa's wash day.

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job