Festive Frugality Fan Pillows

Economic 'thanks-mas' celebration

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Meet Santa's entourage

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

Christmas reunions!

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

How to do without

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

Today, it's chic to be cheap.