Frugal Festivity Friend Pillows

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"We're going to need more pets."

Expensive greeting cards.

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'How much did you save this year?'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'