Frugal Festivity Friend Pillows

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

Expensive greeting cards.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"Is that neat whisky?"

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Everything became too freaking expensive today.