Thrifty Celebrator Pillows

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Bubbly

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Happy new year!"

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

Pizza By The Slice

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

Christmas jig

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

Puss in Factory Seconds

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

'Can't be high-maintenance, but she must have class. Economy class.'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

Credit Crunch Punch.

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"Thats where the party budget ran out."

"It makes them feel good about buying my old junk."

'Motels are pretty expensive, Melanie -- Why don't we go to a parking garage?'

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

Queen Mum (colour)

'Hello - I'm the ghost of Christmas, low-budget, no-frills recession of doom'

Baubles

Austerity Christmas Crackers.

Man with cut off jeans next to 50% off sign

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

"I don't think I can click that fast."

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

'... So what does a half a tree cost?'

Brain Cheering