Bargain Celebrator Pillows

'Hello - I'm the ghost of Christmas, low-budget, no-frills recession of doom'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Beach con-man.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Countervailing Clichés.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"I just..."