Eco-conscious Celebrator Pillows

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Woo-hoo!"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Climate Crisis

Home Heating Oil

Pesticide Bunny: Mom! Bunny is eating the pesticide sprayed grass again!

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'