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"It's from Santa. He says he's become concerned about the climate and that he will have nothing to do with chimneys anymore."

Just Stop Boil

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

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COP26 GLASGOW

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

'I blame global warming.'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

State of the State.

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Effects of drought

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"If I hold this plastic bottle to my ear I can hear the ocean calling for help. . ."