Eco-conscious Crusaders Pillows

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Aisle 4 Water

German cities ban diesel cars.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Global Warming.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

HS2 time bomb...

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

Mine problems

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Seals - Pick your own.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Salmon with a gas mask.

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