Eco-savvy Crusader Pillows

"Nuclear energy is perfectly safe, I'd bet my third testicle on it!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

Global Warming.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Mine problems

HS2 time bomb...

Cleaning Lockers.

Seals - Pick your own.