Eco-savvy Crusader Prints

"Nuclear energy is perfectly safe, I'd bet my third testicle on it!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Global Warming.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

HS2 time bomb...

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Seals - Pick your own.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

Cleaning Lockers.

Mine problems

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."