Eco-conscious Crusaders Gifts

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Aisle 4 Water

German cities ban diesel cars.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Fish want out of polluted river.

Global Warming.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

Where clean coal comes from.

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

HS2 time bomb...

EXXON EXTINCTION

Seals - Pick your own.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

There's no real oil emergency...

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Mine problems

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

COP26 GLASGOW

Where's Wilson now?

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

COP26

Salmon with a gas mask.