Eco-conscious Entertainer Pillows

Oil of Frackenstein

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Home Heating Oil

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Paper Bath Towels.

Will work for manure.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

"Unless you can prove their training was cruelty-free, you don't have a chance in this business."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."