Eco-conscious Cheer Bringer Gifts

"It's from Santa. He says he's become concerned about the climate and that he will have nothing to do with chimneys anymore."

Just Stop Boil

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Home Heating Oil

COP26 GLASGOW

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Guess who's coming to dinner?

State of the State.

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

Effects of drought

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'I blame global warming.'

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'