Eco-conscious Gift-giver Gifts

'So what if it's re-gifted? I thought you were into recycling.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Tree Funeral

Price may vary with weather.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Authentic Christmas.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

SOS of Garbage

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Energy Firm Conference

Flying Rhino

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Valentine's Day"

Green Coffee