Sustainable Gifts Gifts

The Authentic Christmas.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

See you at the farmers market!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'They were all out of roses.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Valentines Day truck

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?