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The Authentic Christmas.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'They were all out of roses.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Valentines Day truck

Happy Valentine's.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'