Eco-friendly Gift Lover Gifts

An Organic Christmas

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Global Warming.

The Authentic Christmas.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"Valentine's Day"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"I've already got one luv!"

She always gave such earnest presents

"'Venus. 28" high. Glass and aluminum.Please recycle properly."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Grub-skewer sandals.

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'