Eco-friendly Shopper Gifts

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Food Grown And Sold by The Farmer - 2..and for an extra pound I'll eat it for you."

'We use no preservatives. Everything is guaranteed to rot in three days.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"What happened to the days when I could stop by a farmer's market on my way home?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Changing Room

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Price may vary with weather.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'