Eco Shopping Gifts

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Price may vary with weather.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."