Eco Shopping Pillows

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

See you at the farmers market!

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'