Sustainable Shopping Pillows

"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

Vivienne Westwood

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

The Authentic Christmas.

Modern Witch Shoppe

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Introducing clean conscience products

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

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