Eco-friendly Shopping Pillows

But is it organic?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

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Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Modern Witch Shoppe

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Introducing clean conscience products