Eco-friendly Shopping T-Shirts

But is it organic?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Introducing clean conscience products

Is online shopping bad for the environment?