Sustainable Shoppers T-Shirts

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.