Sustainable Shoppers Pillows

I want to buy green. I've got a checklist. Ok. Are they grown without pesticides? Yes. Trees. From local farms? Yes. And raised free-range? I believe that's your Christmas dinner.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

Vivienne Westwood

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

Is online shopping bad for the environment?