Eco-conscious Shopper Pillows

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.

Organic?... Or processed food?

Shop Locally!

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Waitrose stock non standardised fruit.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Price may vary with weather.

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

"We spent a small fortune buying all organic food to keep up with the Joneses."

"I've already got one luv!"

Santa Selling Firewood

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Duh!'

Get the jump on global warming.

'Do we give a discount for bringing your own cart?'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Real Fur Coat - Looks Fake.

Urban sprawl rears its ugly head yet again.

"Might get this one. It's free of stuff I'd never even heard of."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Are you joining our shop-in to rescue endangered teen clothing stores? No. I'm busy. Save our mall! Too busy to save the environment? How does shopping help? Nice jeans! Hideous bag! That's so last year's skirt. See? A healthy retail eco-system sustains social life as we know it.

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

"If I'm not mistaken, she's carrying her husband."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!