Eco-savvy Shopper Pillows

New Niche Markets.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

All Natural Nothing

See you at the farmers market!

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Grown for Flavour

Introducing clean conscience products