Eco-savvy Shopper Pillows

New Niche Markets.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

Is online shopping bad for the environment?