Eco-aware Shopper T-Shirts

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

All Natural Nothing

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'