Eco-friendly Shopper Mugs

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Food Grown And Sold by The Farmer - 2..and for an extra pound I'll eat it for you."

'We use no preservatives. Everything is guaranteed to rot in three days.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"What happened to the days when I could stop by a farmer's market on my way home?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Changing Room

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

See you at the farmers market!

All Natural Nothing

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Price may vary with weather.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.