Eco-conscious Card Giver Gifts

'It's the same birthday card as last year!' 'You're the same age, aren't you?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Deforestation.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Mother nature takes her course.

Global Warming.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"It's not easy being green…"

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Tree funeral.

Food Pyramid.

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

Woman with exercise bike

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...