Eco-conscious Card Giver Pillows

'It's the same birthday card as last year!' 'You're the same age, aren't you?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Deforestation.

Global Warming.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"It's not easy being green…"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Food Pyramid.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

Tree funeral.

Woman with exercise bike

SOS of Garbage

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby